Poor Mr. Whimple, I knew him semi-well.
[Private to the Death Eaters]
I am disappointed with the Prophet. They could have at least gone into more detail about how he was killed and how brutal it supposedly was.
Now, for those who doubted myself, Alecto Carrow, Evan Rosier, and Severus Snape: we were the ones responsible and the Dark Lord is pleased that we took the revenge in His good and sacred name. Whimple was the impostor who dared to dress like one of us and attack the Ministry. In the end, he soon realised the error of his ways and begged for mercy. We gave it to him eventually.
[Private to Cassandra]
I feel like taking half a day, so expect me home sometime after lunch.